Some men hear their own inner voices with great clearness. Ours mostly suggest another beer. Such men do not go mad. They become the CD Club.
The Expedition
📅 Dates: September 17–20, 2026
📍 Territory: Bozeman, Montana
🏔️ Lodging: Details from your hosts
🔑 Checkout: September 20
🚗 Transportation: You're on your own. Again.
🍉 Melons hidden on this site: Seven
COUNTDOWN TO THE LEGENDS
Until the grumpiness rides again
For nearly twenty years, this brotherhood has wandered the West — leaving behind empty glasses, unfinished arguments, and at least one unexplained melon rind. This September, the legend comes home to Montana.
The Legends
Twelve distinguished gentlemen. Nearly twenty years. No survivors' guilt whatsoever.
Your Hosts
The ranch hands of this operation — fearless leaders in the art of organized chaos…
Host Responsibilities
✓ Lodging: Secured the perfect spread for maximum chaos
✓ Activities: Curated for all skill levels (and ages)
✓ Dining: Scouted the finest establishments in the territory
✓ Transportation: Detailed "you're on your own" instructions provided
✓ Emergency Contact: Available 24/7 for crisis management
✓ Group Therapy: Standing by to mediate "friendly" disagreements
Questions? Complaints? Concerns?
We're sorry, but at this time our customer service agents are already busy helping other guests. Please feel free to leave a message at the beep.
Which Legend Are You?
Eight questions. One destiny. The mountains do not lie, and neither does this quiz.
The Archives
Nearly twenty years of evidence.
Share a Memory
The Soundtrack
Twenty years. 216 mixes. 3,024 songs. One volume setting.
Featured Mix — 2026
Spotify embed coming soon
Mix #2
Spotify embed coming soon
Mix #3
Spotify embed coming soon
Activities
Tell us what you're up for. The mountains are listening. So are your hosts.
Submission Received
Unfortunately, all activities have been booked for 2026.
Don't worry — your hosts have logged this for 2027. The legend continues.
Dining
Vote for your top choices in the Bozeman territory.
Suggest an Establishment
Suggestion Received
We appreciate your culinary input, but the 2026 menu has been carved into wood.
Your suggestion rides on to future legends.
🍉 0 / 7 melons found
MELON LEGEND
You found all seven. Baffa Melon salutes you. Screenshot this and demand respect at the lodge.
